**** Philtopia ****

So the wife has been itching to get an iPhone but she is still within that 2 year block of her contract before she can get the promo deals. As with most cell phone companies you can get around that and get what you want just by saying the right things, calling in enough and so forth.

Yesterday she calls in for the second time to try and bug them into giving her an iPhone and the agent on the other end goes”Why don’t you just wait a couple months for the new iPhone, it has tons of new features”

?!

Well fuck, Gizmodo and that poor engineer are under all that stress from the full might of Apples secrecy engine and all we really needed to do was pump Rogers for information.

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